Worst Jokes Ever
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How many feet are in feet?
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.