Worst Jokes Ever
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
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Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You don't have any balls.
"1v1 me bitch!"