Worst Jokes Ever
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it? Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Evan
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”