Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
America and UK are a joke.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?