Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Yeestt?
Yourom?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
John Toberty is not funny.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
Fun!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
I love my new phone.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
I love my family.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.