Worst Jokes Ever
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.