Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
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Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
You don't have any balls.
"1v1 me bitch!"
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.