Worst Jokes Ever
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. đ
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Whatâs the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Big feet equals mini meat.
"Youâre the milk to my cookies."
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.