Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.