Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.