Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
So Mungus.