Worst Jokes Ever
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Hi, I'm Bob.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.