Worst Jokes Ever
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Gigachad.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Talk to me if you're online.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
You.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.