Worst Jokes Ever

How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?

Butter.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

Big feet equals mini meat.

"You’re the milk to my cookies."

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.

My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

If you're a girl, please comment.

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!