Worst Jokes Ever

I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.

I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????

Nope. I'm moving to Japan.

KONNICHIWA

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.

What do you call a missing Indian woman?

Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

I’m a short joke.

I’m only five feet tall 😞

#NoMoreOrphanJokes

Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.