Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
My life is the joke.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".