Worst Jokes Ever
None of these jokes are funny.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.