Worst Jokes Ever
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.