Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.