Worst Jokes Ever
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.