Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
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What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Orphans have no parents.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.