Worst Jokes Ever
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Suck my balls!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Boobies!
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Dick in my mouth.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
You were born out of your dad.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.