Worst Jokes Ever
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Curry must hurry.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Dog.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
No joke.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.