Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" š¤£š
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Your mum gay.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
New protest.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.