When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van!
It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go, but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come.
We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! "Hey they want to party with us!" Timmy yelled over the whooping. "Party van!" I yelled.
Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said "P O L I C E” on the side.
We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. "Isn’t that right mommy?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂