Worst Jokes Ever
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Give me followers instantly!
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?