Worst Jokes Ever
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Haha, dead.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.