Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
These are all racist. 😂
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
It's not rape if you both like it.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.