Worst Jokes Ever
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Bored.
Stop the orphan jokes!
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Oh, look! It's Uranus!