Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Give me followers instantly!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"