Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.