Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.