Worst Jokes Ever
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
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I ate Nemo.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
2+2=🐟
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
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Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.