Worst Jokes Ever
See the lies.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
You suck.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT