Worst Jokes Ever
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Viggie tickles.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.