Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.