9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Deez nutz!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"