Worst Jokes Ever
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Your dad is gone.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Curry must hurry.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.