Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.