Worst Jokes Ever
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Are you serious right now, bro?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.