Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
ememe
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.