Worst Jokes Ever

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?

It's not hard.

Guess!!!!?

I brought a cow and named him Mayo.

Mayo Neighs!

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

All y'all weird af.

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

What do you call a cow without legs?

Ground beef!

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

7000+ bats.

Let's talk.

This video got me on the ground. 😂

Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Any more song suggestions?

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.