Worst Jokes Ever
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What would you do if you were killed?
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What goes up but never comes down?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
I poo 11 times a day.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.