Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
Haha, you just saw sex!
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?