Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Gay people would suck at war.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Jerry Garcia: Iām going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: Iām already on it. šÆš¦š
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.