Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What's 2+2?
4.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!