Worst Jokes Ever
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
I love autumn!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.