Worst Jokes Ever
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Rape victims suck, literally.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"