This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Worst Jokes Ever
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.