Worst Jokes Ever
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
The one by die.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”