Worst Jokes Ever
Here is a joke: Rape.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Sans Undertale.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.