Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.

What does the Titanic sell most?

Icebreakers.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

More like your anus.

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!

More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.

They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.

Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂

Why do orphans cry so much?

They can’t find a place to go.

Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"

To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."

Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."

The police said "How old are you?"

Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling a pre-order.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:

A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.

B. That men are actually treated unequally.

SO

we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.