Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜