Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
There are only two genders.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."