It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Worst Jokes Ever
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Getting ready for gangbang.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔