Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Sister

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny

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    • Suicide

    I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

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    • Vegetable

    When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.

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    • Difference

    What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?

    I pull out of the driveway.

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    • My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

    You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.