Worst Jokes Ever
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Daddy, where's my anus?
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Guys, am I funny?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Make him read a book.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!