Worst Jokes Ever
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.