Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
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Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Rape is not a joke.