Worst Jokes Ever
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Hi 👋 I love you!
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.