Worst Jokes Ever
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?