Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
The Stigg is a joke.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."