Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(