Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
"Among Us."
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.