Worst Jokes Ever
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!