"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
How do people eat bread?
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
