"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Hey what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is Sundyed tomato
Get it sundyed like son died
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Aha, tomato macoroni is bad, hahaha. (I don't even know what on earth i put here, but okay)
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato 🍅
(I know it’s cringe)
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle? "What's the big dill?
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
With did the tomato say to the other tomato
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Lettuce: Tomato, your doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
