Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
👨 + 👩 + 👦 + 👬 + 👧 +👭 + 🚻 + 💩 = 🚽 + 💩 + 🚽 = 🪠 💩 + 🪠= 🚽+ 💩 + 🐘 + 💩 + 🚻 + 🚽 + 🪠 = 😭
I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
what did one butt cheek say to the other together we can stop this shit
man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
