How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus

why take a nap on the toilet because it’s a rest-room

Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet

Q. whats the difference between people and a toilet A. niether does r kelly

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”

Why does Hellen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!

Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet

What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

today my toilet paper ran across the road but it got stuck in the crack

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet because the p is silent

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who’s day was more shittier!?🤷‍♂️💩

Why didn’t the toilet paper not cross the road? it was stuck in a crack

why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn’t want to get stuck in any more CRACKS

Knock knock Who’s there Ididap Ididapwho That’s the joke u did a poo

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack

Her last name starts with a and ends with d and the middle letters are poo