What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack

You’re so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

Why couldn’t the toilet paper roll down the road

Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!

One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says “yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?” The boy replies " I don’t know miss… The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says “Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says “what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says “180”! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks “what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet”? The sister says " I’m a Barbie girl in a barbie world”! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet”? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says “what is the second one”? “180”! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world!"

The end

What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC? Because it’s finger-licking good.

Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror

Why didn’t the toilet paper not cross the road? it was stuck in a crack

Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper

Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet

we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don’t have a dog

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

today my toilet paper ran across the road but it got stuck in the crack

Whats so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who’s day was more shittier!?🤷‍♂️💩

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet? Je doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet…