Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ?? ...<<<~~(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))~~>>>...
Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.
Answer European (Your a peein')
Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!
Knock knock Who's there Bear Bear who Bear bum
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan.. So your the one !
What's harder than taking a shit trying to take a shit while constipated
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
how do you poop
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet because the p is silent
Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet
Poopies in my undies
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Diarrhea
WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
What do expression do you use when the toilet is clogged?
Oh Shit!
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your Butler
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
