PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Amber Heard morning schedule: - Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad βtrust me shitting is weirder β
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?π€·ββοΈπ©
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.
Why did the poop cross the street .why. Because it was trying to get in the toilet
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet ............you looked flushed
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.
What is another name π€ for Holy water π§ π§π§ π§π§ π§ π§ π§ π§ π§π§ π§ π§ π§ π§ π§ π§ π½ toilet water
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say βDad I have to go to school soonβ
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao
If I was a poo Iβd be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox
