When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super

how do you make a blind girl smile… leave the plunger in the toilet

a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied… hows about a urinal cake?!!

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

because of gravity

Big but

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack…

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.

Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: you can’t!

Stranger 2: you can

Stranger 3: how?

Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.

Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters

Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let’s try this experi-

(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)

your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet because the p is silent

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”

What time is it when you eeee

why take a nap on the toilet because it’s a rest-room

Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet

Q. whats the difference between people and a toilet A. niether does r kelly