When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
Why did the toilet paper not make across the road
Because it got stuck in the crack
My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super
how do you make a blind girl smile… leave the plunger in the toilet
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied… hows about a urinal cake?!!
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack…
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.
Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: you can’t!
Stranger 2: you can
Stranger 3: how?
Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.
Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters
Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let’s try this experi-
(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet because the p is silent
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
What time is it when you eeee
why take a nap on the toilet because it’s a rest-room
Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet
Q. whats the difference between people and a toilet A. niether does r kelly