Toilet jokes
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.