Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC? Because it’s finger-licking good.

Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good

How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

because of gravity

One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says “yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?” The boy replies " I don’t know miss… The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says “Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says “what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says “180”! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks “what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet”? The sister says " I’m a Barbie girl in a barbie world”! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet”? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says “what is the second one”? “180”! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world!"

The end

how do you make a blind girl smile… leave the plunger in the toilet

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, “Who’s the toughest guy in here?” The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, “Who’s the toughest guy in here tonight?” The bartender points to the bathroom and says he’s in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, “What happened in there?” Jim smiles and says, “I don’t know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet.”

Big but

Q: why was the potty sad? A: Diarrhea

your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet

When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack…

What time is it when you eeee

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

Why couldn’t the toilet paper roll down the road

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