What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet ............you looked flushed
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
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what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
Why do people poop? Because it we need to
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
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"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains
