Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
How did the toilet react when it received a gift? That was so pot full (toughtfull)
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied… hows about a urinal cake?!!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why can’t the toilet paper be cheeky? It’s between cheeks at the moment.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!