Toilet jokes
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
Pop in the toilet.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩