Toilet jokes
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.