By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
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My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
if every time someone faints when they see your face and i get 1 cent I would be a trillionaire
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
Me: Doctor can I get new butt? My old one has a crack in it. Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it. Me: How do you know that?
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more innapropriate. Guys, you don't need to be innapropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the lgbtq+ category. #PRIDE Anyway, I myself am not lgbtq+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"
I was in math class, when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me "your gonna get a F this time" So I went back home, and F**k my teacher.
