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Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?

The type that gets raped a lot.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."