Time jokes
What is your favorite time of day?
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Happy new year! 🥳
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
I love time.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Why is time important? To not be late.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄