Throw Jokes

my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.

Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

Dad: "Exactly, son."

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

I saw some twins so I threw a paper plane at them.

what the difference between a baby and a brick

I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?

One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)

How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.