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School Shooter Memes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

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Baby

menemajeff

what’s better then throwing dead babe’s? catching them after with a pitch fork

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Name

Anonymous

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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Sun

Daniel King

Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?

Because the clouds kept throwing shades.

Baby

DaBaby

How many babys does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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Baby

Anonymous

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

Fly

Anonymous

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

Common

I'm not funny

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Sister

franchesco

my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window

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Drunk

Kejel

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.

  • Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. ‘We don’t have any money!’
  • Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can’t do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk.
  • How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ’ I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!’

Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

Daughter

That One Kid

My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter?” my Mom said “I took your advice”

Baby

Sad and lonely

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

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End

Mac Altemara

Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?

They’ll end up only throwing the pin.

Sun

Gabriela

why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.

Name

daddy

how do asians name there kids?

they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Smoking

I'm gay

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

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Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall… depends on how hard you throw them

Legs

J0K35 (week 1)

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.