When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
When I saw your face it instantly made me throw up
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮💨😬
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
what do you say after you throw a egg at someone? yolks on you!
So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.
my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry
so i throw a orang at her
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!!!!
a guy cut me in the lunch line, after that a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
