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An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
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What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Q: why do orphans love boomerangs? A: because they actually come back
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
