How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
A girl had black hair also i threw rubbish at to realise she wasnt a bin
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?
For Throwing Out the W's
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
