The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital? Throw a strob light in the epileptic ward
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
what's better then throwing dead babe's? catching them after with a pitch fork
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
