A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
Rept after me shut up ;shut up; I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? 😁
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
