Throw jokes

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"

Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."

Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"

Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?

A: Because they actually come back.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

How do you name a disabled Asian?

Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."

There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.

The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."

God busted out laughing and let him in.

The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."

God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?