Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
When I saw your face it instantly made me throw up
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Lucaâs Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. đ¤Ł
At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Where are you? I need to throw you out because mum said to take out the trash
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died he will let them in. The first one said I just finished a long day of work and I get home and right as I stepped in I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldnât find anybody so I got a drink and went to the balcony and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands but he wouldnât fall so I threw a Refrigerator at him and I fell with the Refrigerator. God busted out laughing and let him in. The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didnât think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, so get this Iâm a window washer on the 8th floor Iâm washing the windows like normal and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die. God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. So get this Iâm in a refrigerator...
I saw some twins so I threw a paper plane at them.
I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Whatâs the definition of âperfect pitch?â
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Orphan: Throws a boomarang Boomarang: comes back with his father Father: Goes to get milk
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
