Threw jokes

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."