Threw jokes

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.