Thought jokes
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.