You're so poor, that when you walked into an elevator you thought it was a mobile home.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
You so skinny death and thought you were dead
Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit the kids thought they missed the school
your mama so fat when scientist discovered her they thought it was a new galaxy
the eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the superbowl 😹
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother
why did the twin towers fall exactly at 9/11? because the terrosists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank"
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
