Thought

Thought jokes

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.

Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.