Though Jokes

I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it

It wasn't Islam that radicalised the terrorists who did 9/11

Jenga comes to mind though !

adin you should consiterrrrrrrr eating penical lead you fat cat lover only if your the ne adin from ff though xoxo da babby

Your mama so fat she sunk atlantis even though its in the ocean

the f in orphan means family even though there's no f

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable

I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though

hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.

Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:

Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it

( I would never do dat though I love pupies )

Why did the Johnny cry?

He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it though.

Your mums so dumb she though porn hub was corn hub

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

Im so special

Me asking my dad how I got
100% on the Autism Test even
though I didn't practice for it:
...because you are The Special.

I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

This will happen for your future though now because you're mean

Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.