im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
Thatโs what I get for not having a password on my iPad
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, itโs a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But itโs a hearty meal
A orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says โdude, I gotta teach youโ. The orphan goes โwhy I got all your moves downโ. The baseball player goes โbut kid you can never find home thoughโ.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me, they weren't after I shot them though.
Mom: I saw John Cena at wwe
Son: no way you can't see him though
Mom: god
Son: what
Mom: you watch too much reality TV comes to smack butt
Son: also because Iโm John Cena
Mom: whe whereโd ya go
John Cena: hey mom
Mom: Iโm only 31 your 42
1.) Whatโs Yellow And Canโt Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - โyouโre still holding the ladder right?โ 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
Thereโs also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasnโt told me that though al research that
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late". Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON !!
Bianca (๐คจ): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (๐): What do you need Bianaca?
Bianca: Its Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
