Though jokes

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”

kanker

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.