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So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.