This jokes

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."