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It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

"Leave me alone!"

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.