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The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0