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This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

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This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

"Leave me alone!"