This jokes
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Memes
wtf is this wifi
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I donāt care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth š"
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "Thereās gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animalsšout of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"