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This website is cruel and is NOT funny.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Why did the liberal cross the road?

(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

"Leave me alone!"

This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!