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HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

This website is cruel and is NOT funny.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Why did the liberal cross the road?

(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)

Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."