This jokes

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

This is how I got [redacted]

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.