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For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

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What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101

Hope this is good!

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What is this anyway?

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

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