This jokes
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
This is not a joke.
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
This is a bad day for me.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
I don't have time to write this joke.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.