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Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

The best joke. (This Form)

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Don't crack this joke up!

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Why the "hell" is this here?

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?