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I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
This is how I got [redacted]
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Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?