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Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

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Why the "hell" is this here?

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

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We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

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I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.