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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

The best joke. (This Form)