This jokes

Rocket League

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Shit

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Priest

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Memes

Abortion

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Friend

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Umpire

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

Hairline

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Orphan

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Golfer

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Rifle

This is rifle. ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一 He needs help being spread across this website. Copy this message and paste it on any joke upon this website. Spread and save rifle.

People

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Brother

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.