This jokes

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

This is a placeholder. I am a joke.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!