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Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Why is this a category?

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."