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A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

This joke here is the worst.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."