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I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
This. Is. Sparta
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I should just flush this joke away.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)