This jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What is this joke?
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!