This jokes

What is this joke?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maserati.

Maserati who?

Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."