This jokes

Ocean

  • What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

    Post

  • "Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

    Chair

  • Dad: Where is my son?

    Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

    Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

    Son: YES!

    Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Website

  • Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

    Cocaine

  • Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

    Smell

  • One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

    Thot

  • symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

    symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

    angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

    symple: Well it takes one to know one.

    symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

    angela: FUCK OFF!

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  • Magician

  • A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

    If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

    School

  • I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

    Pencil

  • You remind me of a pencil.

    Why?

    Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.

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