This jokes
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Thomas the child.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."