This jokes
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
I should just flush this joke away.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀