This jokes

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I should just flush this joke away.