This jokes

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This video got me on the ground. 😂

Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...

Me: Knock Knock

Her:

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)