This jokes
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Memes
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."