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This is an a-maze-ing joke!

This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

This is a bad day for me.

Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0

Student: 69 gay = xxx

Teacher: You're out!!!

Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*

😂😂😂😂

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

😂😂😂😂

This will take a ton of time.

A skele-ton.

An assassin threatens a planet.

The planet remains calm.

The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"