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Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Memes
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
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There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!