Things

Things jokes

Wife

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

Fish

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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Rhyme

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Life

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Memes

Meat

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

Oven

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Website

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Fart

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Teacher

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Something

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

Orphan

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Dictionary

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

Girl

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

Rapper

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Seizure

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

Cancer

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Luigi

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"