Things jokes
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Memes
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
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What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"