There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
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What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
