“The truest things ARE the funniest things.” -Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY"
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
Whats the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
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what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
A guy is walking down the street, when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "looks like shit." Crouches down and smells it, "smells like shit." Sticks his finger in, tastes it, "tastes like shit." He then smiled and said, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it".
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Hi, this is a good prank I did. So, my brother LOVES his phone and so..... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, Then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA (Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing) Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
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I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and i will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke i do.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful. And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him. And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny. Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
