There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
The best thing about an orphan they don’t have to suffer from your mama jokes
A computer usually has a HARDdrive LESSON. No wonder they remember things
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding she’d say: “you’re next”. So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
what does joyce from the show strange things say when she has a flat tire wheil wheil wheres wheil.
What's the sharpest thing in the world ?
A Fart..it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole .
there has to be someone that hates watersharky he curses at u if u say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY"
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: sum thing abt roblox grilfriends and AdD mE oN RObLoX mY nAmE iS Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol
Knock, Knock Who's There Covid Covid-Who The thing that killed half a billion people
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
