Things jokes
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
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What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"